Yellow wood

When your penis is hard because you have to pee

Roiel drunk to much water now he has yellow wood.

by Dakidroi July 27, 2017

olivia wood

some whore.

Did you see that girl, she's such an Olivia Wood!

by KittyWhore April 23, 2019

Morning Wood

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.

Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.

by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019

Stacking Wood

When one man puts his penis (wood) on top of another mans penis.

Joseph: Hey Aiden! Wanna start stacking wood??

Aiden:Sure bud!!

by GammAndrew October 6, 2017

Wood Morning

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

by woodsey March 14, 2012

Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

by Tagz November 8, 2011

wood-davor

An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.

"Marzipan, Marzipan, what do you wanna make you wanna make wood-davors?"

by Queenie Z December 16, 2003