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weenie houdini

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!
That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?
by emily and danielle December 9, 2008
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weenis creeper

the person who randomly strokes your elbow, catching you off guard and feeling a bit molested.
Geez Mark! Don't be such a weenis creeper!
by Sprattikus April 16, 2011
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ween queen

A person who always complains, or acts in a cry baby manner
I wanted to go buy some beers but jose was being a ween queen.
by kosociety661 October 13, 2015
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Data Weenie

A computer nerd or geek. Someone who is constantly on the computer and has no life. A person who is so involved in computers he achieves orgasm by pressing the keyboard only.
That data weenie at the computer store has the compassion of a Compaq hard drive.
by Buffalo Chips January 17, 2008
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Jeanie Weenie

The illusion of an erection caused by the fold or bunch in his jeans.
Brian knew he was safe from touching Justin's penis as he was only tapping his jeanie weenie.
by Gilmore's Uncle April 3, 2010
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Beenie weenie

Watch your girl around Beenie weenie mon.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2016
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Weenie

A diabolical creature who is a freshman in high school. Their leader is a man who goes by the name of Toph. They enjoy spitting into each other’s mouths during track practice with the Messiah. Another hobby they are vigorously pleased with doing is unleashing toxic screams from their mouth holes that plague anyone standing close to them within a 100 meter radius. One word to describe them would be “O’Shea”.
Coach Veilleux asks “What season is it?” And everyone responds with “Track season”, but a rebellious chant wails from a weenie in the back yelling “ASS EATING SEASON”.
by anonymous June 12, 2018
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