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Alex Vs. Aleks

Alex vs. Aleks is a philosophical question that asks if Alex has any correlation with the hit math website, ALEKS. This started during a game of jackbox rap battles in which dev said the verse “go home to alex and go do your aleks!”. this sparked an intense debate that ended with fire and fury, and has been a running gag in various media ever since. There has also been the possible explanation, called the “Lewis Paradox”, which theorizes that they are one and the same because they both have to do with math and are cared for deeply, which makes them essentially the same. This has attracted the attention of many Nihilist philosophers who believe that the question point out the meaningless and sameness of humanity as a whole. Due to the unsolved answer to the question, it is often asked if one could “explain it again” to recall certain details of the question. It is possible that we may never know the answer to Alex Vs. Aleks.
“Do you know the answer to Alex vs. Aleks”?

“Nah. could you explain it again?”
by RandomGuy1245 April 17, 2025
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Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle

this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.
"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"
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Summer vs Fall

A timeless debate that people have argued about for decades. It’s a close call but no side has risen supprime just yet…
Person 1: dude summer is the best season, BBQs, the beach, and Fourth of July! It cant be topped!

Person 2: your’e so retarded! fall is way better! Thanksgiving, Halloween, carving pumpkins, raking leaves!
Person 3: i like spring

Person 1 and 2: shut the fuck up were arguing about summer vs fall!
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Slendytubbies VS Redux

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Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested
by Funny ape June 27, 2022
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Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.
Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.
by AdamDangerX April 21, 2016
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Jittleyangs vs Futuluhtoogans

The multigenerational war between the Jittleyangs and the Futuluhtoogans:

Long ago there were two tribes Jittleyangs and the Futuluhtoogans they both lived in peace together as they exchanged food when one tribe ran out, they exchanged resources when one tribe needed resources and they built a society together.

The Jittleyangs and Futuluhtoogans evolved from tribes to villages, then villages to towns, and then towns from cities
they were the most technologically advanced in the history of Earth

One day the news media reported that a Futuluhtoogan comitted a violent attack on the Jittleyang City. The JYCPD tracked down the felon and brought him over for his execution .

The futuluhtoogan locals and government was angered and protested against his illegal execution the Jittleyangs however thought that it was just and was fair.
Days after the execution more and more Jittleyang attacks were frequently occuring and the JYCPD was arresting these people frequently, The world knew these Futuluhtoogans were oppressing the Jittleyangs but it got worse

And from that day The Futuluhtoogans and Jittleyangs then offically declared a multigenerational war on each other
and it is still happening
Urban Dictionary mod: what the hell is this
Urban Dictionary mod: yo bro did you allow this definition?
Urban dictionary: yeah i did lol its the Jittleyangs vs Futuluhtoogans: Multi Generational Clash
by noctoknight April 29, 2024
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