Coca leaf Vs Monster

A individual leaf that is much stronger than the average coca leaf.

To use coca leaf Vs monster the sentence originates from “Coca leaf is like sprite, this leaf is like MONSTER!

by Elijahthebro March 11, 2024

Spy vs spy

When you and a friend masturbate back to back while both staring into mirrors.

Marc and mark went spy vs spy in the master bathroom

by Mr esquire llc March 16, 2024

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

MOM GET THE CAMERA THERES A BUTT BATTLE HAPPENING! Whose gonna win? Badr or No Eye Man? We'll find out with a twerk battle.

So no eye man uses the Big Fart and... Badr twerks him out with a Butt Bonk! No Eye Man uses the Big Fart to knock Badr out... NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!! This was Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man: signing off.

by Dat gyatt tho March 21, 2024

tongue vs tongue

When two people play thumb wars but with their tongues instead, trying to push the others tongue back into their mouth.

"Hey! Wanna play tongue vs tongue?"

by hannigram March 27, 2024

tongue vs tongue

Playing thumb wars but with your tongue, trying to push the others tongue back into their mouth with your tongue.

"Wanna play tongue vs tongue?"

by hannigram March 27, 2024

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox is better then playstation. "xBoX gOt nO gAmEs" don't nobody the ages of 9-18 give a fuck about those boring ass single player ass ps5 games. Xbox niggas chill and don't complain while play station niggas gotta always find something to bitch about and suck the dick of their badly drawn space ship console. Every nigga I know play on PS weird asf and I ofc don't talk to those niggas no more. Xbox niggas are actually funny while playstation niggas are corny and think being sus = comedy.

Xbox Vs. Playstation

Xbox guy: aye I'm tryna hop on 2k what u play on?
Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
Ps5 guy: ewwww niggaaaa u play xbox?? U lame asf
Xbox guy: ewwww nigga u still single looking for men to fuck????

*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"

by GAT DAMN NIGGA CHILL ISSA JOKE July 13, 2022

capitalism vs communism

The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.

guy 1: HEEEYEY capitalism vs communism debate mayt be>? guunism bettuer i thaunk
guy 2: jark beisdunked all yur voints in hisn djuustitic assaay but debunk
guy 1: guy 3 deabbaanunked thsis!
guy 2: RENJWENWJECY KSDB AKNDBADBKAD IF AIKASLDDKWDWODOKDWOKDWKWDKDKKDOWKDOWLLSLLSLLSXL,,SKLSAD,SA././././...,. RHEN FALSDE
guy 1: DSKAMKDMAMSDMAKMD;ASMDL;ASMD;ASLMD;ASLMDAS;LMD;ALSMD;AD;LADMA;LMSDL;AMD;ASLMDLAS;DM I TREIGHT YUR WRONG
guy 2 magically does not see the rest of this argument, he took the L1?!//1/!??!!??!?!!?1/1?1/!?1/!?1/

by unfunny man July 13, 2022