Ugly Card

When you pull the “ugly card” you make a girl feel sorry for you with the intent of hooking up with her because you never really had a chance in the first place.
“Dude yesterday I pulled the ugly card on Maya
“And how’d it go?”
“She hooked up with me just because I’ve never hooked up with anyone.”
by IFuckPenguins June 07, 2020
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Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.
Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What
by SirGeoji September 12, 2018
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ugly..online

The most beautiful female to ever exist, she matters so much and is loved by everyone. She belongs here and is so kind, hot, smart and is an overall queen
guy 1:dude do you know ugly..online?
guy 2:oh yeah my favorite person
by queen•ashlynn March 09, 2021
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Schrodinger's ugly

Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.
friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"

friend 2-"what"
by Flornk-lyTheClamMan June 11, 2020
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Ugly Canadian

Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.
American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.

American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.
by CelticEagle August 14, 2019
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ugly mudda

a term used by arnold schwarzenegger in the film "predator" just before he punches the predetor in the face. quite funny.

see also "bad idea"
u ugly mudda..........
by the cool 1 known as stu November 08, 2004
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Ugly joke

That was not funny. Not amused. Not a laugh. Not a chuckle. Not a Haha or even a hehe. That was not funny at all. I would be embarrassed if i were you. You need a tutor on comedy and on humor cuz this just aint it. It was terrible. It was horrible. It was NOT funny.
Our neighbors always tells some ugly joke.

I hear ugly jokes everywhere!
by Kskahsjajakskska May 31, 2021
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