Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.

It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.

by Ian-g June 10, 2018

Über Cougar

Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.

(See also: necrophilia)

David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"

Steve: "Gross dude."

David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"

by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018

uberest

The best of the best. The strongest of the strong. The prick of the tip of the spear.

Of all the Mr. Olympians, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the uberest.

by WD2 September 28, 2018

UBER007

When you are riding in an uber with friends upon arrival at your destination and you have another Uber waiting for you. Subsequently leaving all your friends.

Hey McCollum just pulled a Uber007!

by Yam derf October 12, 2018

Uber minute

Uber minute = 5 minutes

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes

by NycPas October 16, 2018

Uberclocking

To overclock your computer to the absolute farthest it can be pushed, usually requiring an inordinate amount of power, and an extreme and unconventional cooling mechanism.

Tim: When I tried uberclocking my CPU to 5 GHz, the thing literally exploded on me.
Jim: No way! That’s why you need to use fucking liquid nitrogen to cool it next time.

by ComradeCommie November 16, 2018

uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019