yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick
by Austin D August 30, 2006
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"Did ya go to the Beer Store and get a couple of two-fours for camp? It's May two-four, eh, and there'll be a lineup!"
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"YOUR MOM!"
"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"
(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")
"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"
(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")
by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006
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Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
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Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
by waynekerrr March 3, 2011
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Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
by Willxl January 19, 2007
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