Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.

A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Schnyper June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian trail 

A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.

A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"

"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"

"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}

"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."

Hiking the Appalachian trail by Bison80 June 30, 2009

snail trail

roots from the latin snailius trailum

When a male is stabbing his ol girl when right before she orgasms he pulls out and keeps his cock just outside her vag, as she lurches forward to take the meat he backs away, this continues onward until the end of the bed, thus leaving a film of slime resembling that of a snail's across the sheets

Adam was doing Alex when he pulled out, she chased the carrot all the way across the room leaving a hell of a snail trail.

snail trail by Jackoff with some milk May 14, 2003

happy trail 

the trail of hair leading up from the penis or vagina (depending on weather its a man or a woman), to in between the breasts. sometimes it stops at the naval
see snail trail

shit, i forgot to shave my happy trail!

girl one:what do you use to get rid of your happy trail?
girl two: i prefer to go au natural

happy trail by someone named jess October 24, 2005

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. 

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. by da hood' October 10, 2004

PAPER TRAIL 

A TRAIL OF MONEY FROM A SINGLE DRUG DEALER OR MAFIA. PAPER TRAIL'S ARE WASHED MONEY TRAILS,FROM DRUGS,MURDER,PIMPIN AND MORE.

YO YOUS MAKIN TO MUCH DOE YOU NEED A PAPER TRAIL CUDDY.

PAPER TRAIL by INFOTYME June 20, 2010

sad trail 

Hair down a womans buttcrack. The opposite of a happy trail.

She bent over and she actually had a sad trail!

sad trail by hngsolo April 17, 2009