tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

Tongue kiss

when making out with someone the action of the one tongue interacting with the other persons while they rub and lick against each other.

We were making out and she wanted to switch it up so we started tongue kissing. Felt odd.

by the meat dominates🥩 June 14, 2023

Tongue Gun

Going down on someone aggressively, but in a good way.

Beth asked Kristin if she could come over her house to give her a proper tongue gun. Kristin enthusiastically and emphatically agreed to the sexual encounter.

by Cimicus June 20, 2023

Under the tongue

A person who is subservient in the relationship based purely on sexual intercourse. They will do anything if it means getting more sex.

Similar to: Under the thumb.

Tony: "Where is Alex?"

Matt: "He's not out tonight. He's totally under the tongue by his new girlfriend"

Tony: "Too busy having sex to come hang with the guys!"

by Gregtron January 23, 2011

hot tongue

A term used by the local bogans of Adelaide to describe food which causes discomfort due to its hot or spicy nature. The word hot tongue results from the affected individuals inability to articulate the sentence, 'This food is too hot for my tongue.', thus they remove all but the 5th and 8th words. Now there is some conjecture over whether this is as a result of the spicy food inhibiting the person from articulating things accurately, or whether they're just retarded. The latter has gained more and more support recently, after examining the pronunciation of the word. When exclaimed, the phrase should sound almost like a goose were honking the word.

Tamra Karolewicz jumped up from the table shrieking "HOT TONGUE! HOT TONGUE, HOOOOOOT TONGUE!", much to the confusion of her friends. Running to the kitchen she drank from the tap in order to satiate the burn. As she turned back to the table she was me with her friend's stares, their faces ranging from incredulous to embarrassed for knowing her. One thing's for sure, they would never allow her to eat spicy food in public.

by The Word Doctor. July 15, 2010

Fork Tongue

To go down on a woman.

Bill: You pound Barbara last night George?
George: Dude, nah! She only let me go fork tongue. I feel used.

by teepau November 23, 2010

Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:

as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".

by Robert Head December 24, 2008