man toilet

When a man is used as a toilet for another sexual partner male or female

I made Jim my man toilet last night

by Lovesuscks123 May 13, 2014

dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.

That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.

by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014

toilet submarine

Those turds that aren't floaters or sinkers, they bob in-between.

Steve: Dude, check out what just invaded the crapper.

Bob: DAMN!!! That is one huge toilet submarine!

by ed! June 10, 2014

poo toilet

The preferred toilet used to take a shit

I use the toilet on the second level is my poo toilet because no one uses it and it's always available

by Futurethe January 15, 2015

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom

I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.

by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015

Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.

I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.

by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015

Toilet Taliban

One who runs into a bathroom and loudly Defecates.

You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.

Subject one has just dined at Taco Bell. His bowels are furious and he rushes to the restroom. Opon arrival the remnants of two enchiritos and a soft drink burst forth from his rectum with a retort that was heard throughout the restaraunt. The FBI reported him as a toilet Taliban.

by Alexiosassypants September 14, 2015