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Reed Timmers

People who yell "Drop it down!" or We're in the tornado! We're in the tornado!" when they're intercepting.
These Reed Timmers are so annoying pretending they're actually intercepting.
by amradeon January 9, 2026
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droping some timber

droping some timber means in other words taking a shit,poop,crap,pinching one off,or pinching a loaf
who is in the bathroom? My brother in there droping some timber.
by 21982 January 28, 2010
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Splinter me timbers

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...
by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015
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load of timber

To take a poop
by chippers25 January 21, 2017
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Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
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Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.
by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021
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Arianni’s Timbers

Shivered
Arianni’s timbers = shivered
by bigdog0110 February 13, 2022
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