theapple_people

"Apple in the attic. Apple in the hall. Apple in summer. Apple in fall. Apple makes you healthy. Apple makes you tall. I want some Apples. I will eat them all!”

theapple_people

by THE APPLE KING May 16, 2021

Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.

Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist

by UnHomo May 19, 2021

therapish

Noun - Somebody who takes the role of a therapist, but is not necessarily somebody who is doing so in a licensed, professional manner.

"Is Jodi your therapist? "
"Not really, she's more of a therapish."

by WhoDoesntHaveProblems May 26, 2021

therapy lamb

What a modern-day Mary could have called her small fuzzy ovine pet and thus been allowed to bring it to class with her despite its ordinarily being "against the rule".

I'm all for allowing children to keep cute/cuddly pets as calming/encouraging companions to help them through da day; it's just dat allowing Mary to bring her "therapy lamb" into an elementary-school classroom would cause all kinds of issues, of course, since it would be a huge distraction to all of Mary's fellow students, who would naturally all wanna pet and cuddle da silky woolly lamb all day instead of concentrating on their boring lessons.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021

therapyorsmth

might be the best facebook meme page out there with nearly 11B followers. adores the 1975, cigs after sex and his lover🤨 feeds thousands of playlists every day

i stole therapyorsmth 's music taste

by babeargasm18 June 28, 2021

therapyorsmth

4k kittens' mommy

therapyorsmth loves his lover

by babeargasm18 June 28, 2021

therapyorsmth

one of the best facebook meme pages out there with about 1B followers. loves the neighbourhood, the 1975,cigs after sex and his lover. feeds a lot of playlists everyday

therapyorsmth just posted

by babeargasm18 June 28, 2021