Uncle Jedi

A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.
After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
by Buster Belair January 05, 2022
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Uncle Tip

The sexist uncle on earth

full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling

A Friend with benefits
My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best
by B0oB Saggety August 20, 2017
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Uncle Waj

A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.

Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."
Did you hear about the trip Haroon took to the settlements? He's such an Uncle Waj!
by airefeek69 May 14, 2018
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uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.
We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.
by STCL June 12, 2011
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Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rumheavy on the rum
by Lazarlazar April 04, 2022
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uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat
uncle portilini touched my willy
by uncle portilini July 05, 2023
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Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.
"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023
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