Definitions by DabMauFive

Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.

Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.

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When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

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