Blow in a chicks box then she sits on your face and slides down
by MitchDa January 29, 2023
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Hail that is really soft
Falls like hail feels like snow
Snow Hail--->soft hail--->Snail
Guy 1: It looks like hail but it feels like snow
Guy 2: Must be some of that snail I've hear about
by Fozzy March 25, 2015
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What I love.
How I say it: SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!
How you say it: Snail.
by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020
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A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.
Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .

“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”

“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”
by Rasheda September 19, 2022
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One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.
Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....

I'm warning u

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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 28, 2018
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When you ejaculate in a girl and she proceeds to rub her vagina on the floor leaving a trail
"Careful where you walk man, gave Sandy the old snail trail last night
by Rapture ballz July 26, 2017
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