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Shrek

Shrek is a being from space he saved many lifes and of course the onions he always was there .He was also in a anime ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0a27UWy8k so yeah praise shrek and all the onion army
Shrek: 私はそれをやった私はすべての玉ねぎを救った
by Noah The SHrek April 29, 2019
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Shrek

Being a misunderstood personwho in reality is very powerful
Bob may seem lame at first sight but he is very Shrek
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shrek

shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.
Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….
by shrek my bf December 31, 2022
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Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek
by Robin Chris April 20, 2018
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Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!
by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023
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yummy shrek

yummy shrek is when something is extremely good or nice.
Person 1: We're having pasta for dinner
Person 2: Yummy shrek
by muglol September 16, 2022
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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.
by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022
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