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x-mail

the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on
man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year
by tracy v December 20, 2008
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junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011
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Maile

Maile and Tessa went shopping.
by 5miles February 21, 2021
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hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving
That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence
by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021
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envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.
A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !
by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016
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selective e-mail

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!
Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."
by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014
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Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs
Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.
by Stubbedout August 20, 2021
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