Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

by maxiepie1280192 March 31, 2009

shark tits

noun -
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. Translatable to Spanish

" Holy Shark tits! that alien mostly came at night...mostly"

" What the shark tits were you thinking?"

" Ooohhh Shark tits! They're dead"

"!Tetas de tiburones!"

by Saaad Panda May 4, 2006

mega tits

Massive set of breasts, implying the word Mega and tits together

Damn those mega tits!!!!

by mborowick January 29, 2009

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003

tit face

n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.

Hey Titface, get out of my way.

by ahouse June 3, 2005

banana tits

tits that sag then swoop up like bananas

that chick has some gross banana tits.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

tit wash

A term used to describe a guy's ejaculation on his partner's breasts. A young girl usually has a guy cum on her boosom when she first experiments with sex.

Angie gave her older sister's boyfriend her first hand job when he stopped by early the other day. He pleaded for her to let him cum in her mouth, but this was the first time she had done anything with any guy, so she reluctantly agreed to pull her top off and let him give her a tit wash. She was embarrassed, but knew she wasn't the only girl in the seventh grade to let a guy blow his wad on her tits.

by BRD September 6, 2005