Shane

Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.

P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao

This nigga Shane dumb asf.

by lactoseballer March 18, 2021

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Get the Shanemug.

shane crawford

a random ass stupid nigga

thats a shane crawford rite there bois

by SUCC SUCC SUCC SUCC ME ME ME M December 12, 2019

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shane

A Guy who often claims he has hoes , when he doesnt have hoes , a shane is found in all races , popularized by the Tshivenda film "Nyamianu" , A shane may also be an alcoholic, The phrase also translates to slave in old Tsonga that was spoken in the 1800s

That guy is easily a shane , he fits the description too

by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024

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Shane

A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.

Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)

3 hours later

Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass

by Ragnorak229 July 30, 2019

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