Norris

This happens when a confrē / friend owes you money And gets a roundhouse kick str8 to the face in places like target, or wal- mart, because you caught their ass spending the money that they owed you on his or her own shit...
I saw that asshole Larry at Wal- wart yesterday and gave him a Norris so hard, that knocked some since back in him
by Guppy0420 January 12, 2022
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cameryn norris

Red head girl named addy: Is that cameryn norris?
Blonde girl named Morley: Yeah but be careful he loves red heads like you!
by Exoticdoorhandle May 4, 2023
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chuck norris

there os no discription for him. Just read a book
chuck norris is unbelivebel
by roro1602 January 2, 2017
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Gavin Norris

Gavin Norris is the name given to a future lead animator and soccer star. A person with this name will always be better than anyone named David, Leonel, Alex, or Franklin. Gavin Norris is the future of our world and will become a millionaire.
Gavin Norris is better than David in soccer.
by The GZeeeGang March 1, 2019
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Sebastian norris

Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive
by anonymous December 19, 2023
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Norris City Hand Grenade

The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.

Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
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Chuck Norris

An absolute god. One of the most powerful forces of all time.
Damn that was a powerful roundhouse kick must be Chuck Norris. Bow before Chuck Norris
by IamNico November 23, 2021
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