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Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008
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Naps Men

People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.
“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”
by mental_turmoil July 31, 2021
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death nap

like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.
Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.
by Cr1sisR3aper April 11, 2009
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Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.
"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."
by BurtVid January 16, 2013
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Ass nap

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female
I could really use a Ass nap from her
by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021
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Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.
Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.
by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020
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naps boy

Soem of dem reeellll cute(others not so much) but dey dotish young man lookin for trouble, vape and gyal.
Girl: Ay ay. ! Check out Dat naps boy over so nah!

Girl2: Yuh know dats de same Joshua who call me sweetheart and then go call some other gyal dahlin'.

Girl: Relly?

Girl2: Yeah man, be careful eh. Looks does really deceive.

Girl: Orrhorr.
by videsh ramsuck deepz nuts January 25, 2023
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