mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.

Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.

by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011

Fehaming his Mail

Action describing someone that touches himself as he cant attract human beings from the opposite gender

He was horny, he ended up fehaming his Mail

by Mohadubinks013 May 3, 2024

x-mail

the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on

man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year

by tracy v December 20, 2008

Maile

1. Can be a name of someone that is nice and sometimes mysterious. Is a great friend and smart.
2. Is a rare leaf that is used in lei making.

hey Maile, your such a nice friend!
Go into the forest and fetch me a Maile leaf, it's ok if you can't find it.

by Candel'ite X_X July 8, 2020

Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs

Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.

by Stubbedout August 20, 2021

Rat Mail

A lie or fib you tell someone about someone, only to see if this person is a rat or he keeps it to themselves.

I gave Johnny a rat mail and I'll be damned if I didn't hear back from Eddie what I told him.

by Aries11647 October 17, 2021