Smell Mail

A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.

After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.

by Will and Steve December 16, 2008

p-mail

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom and, while away, pause to check your e-mail.

What took you so long? I was on a p-mail break.

by JPK11 January 25, 2009

mail polish

The glue on envelopes and stamps, which must be moistened to become sticky. Most people will moisten it by licking the envelope or the stamp, and will find that mail polish has a very distinctive flavor.

Dude, I just can't get enough of the taste of mail polish. I could lick envelopes and stamps all day.

by Melancholera May 16, 2014

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 09, 2025

Orange Mail

Orange Mail occurs when a person with Orange Skin tries to black mail you into doing something for them

yo bro coming from you that’s Orange Mail bro don’t play with me !

by 1Shot Duke February 01, 2025

mailed

The of feeling rejection after being rejected by the volunteer editors at the Urban Dictionary.

I tried to coin a meme but they mailed me....

I'm going to have to work this one my etymology for this meme, it is not getting past front door, I got mailed....

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by I already published with you? May 21, 2020