knock my dick in the dirt

Knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

knock my dick in the dirt by Scotty1962 May 29, 2017

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead 

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

slam my dick in the dirt 

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

slam my dick in the dirt by John March 14, 2005

the dirt road 

A secret term to use instead of "Anal".

Dude ___ is on her period and she said I can take 'the dirt road'

the dirt road by AlmightyMoses April 6, 2017

Dick in the Dirt

To knock someone out or fuck them up.

In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"

Dick in the Dirt by FancyDancy October 17, 2010

Tongue Punch The Dirt Star 

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.

Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?

Tongue Punch The Dirt Star by Jdizub August 8, 2012

The Dirt Bike 

When you shit between a girls tits then tit wank them.

Guy1: She finally let me do the dirt bike
Guy2: Nice dude
Guy3: That's just fucked up bro

The Dirt Bike by Reey03 March 11, 2019