An asian who obtains straight b's on their report card and fail in their parent's eyes. Generally have an average gpa ranging between 2.83 and 3.33.
by bang candy July 08, 2010
by Alexa McDonnell June 20, 2007
Asian penis are just like height. People generally think asian are short but you see there are quite a few or a lot of tall asian (due to large population of asians). So there are some long penises and short penises (mostly short due to poor country, vitamins etc). Although asians which live in MEDC (More Economic Developed Countries), like UK and USA generally have bigger penises. The same rules goes to all races, theres always a big and small. I'm white and asian and people generally think I have a small penis but measuring at 7.5 inches. Since im close to my full asian cousins, we watch porn sometime and the smallest penis cousin I seen was 6.7inches but he was tall 6ft1 while im 5ft10.
Black: Look a asian! SMALL PENIS!
Asian: Cool, im taller and my dicks bigger!
Black: Prove it!
*Asian guy shows his 7inch penis*
*Black guy runs home crying*
Black: I thought asian penis was small :(
Asian: Cool, im taller and my dicks bigger!
Black: Prove it!
*Asian guy shows his 7inch penis*
*Black guy runs home crying*
Black: I thought asian penis was small :(
by Mr Philo December 15, 2011
fuckers thats what the hell these assfucks are, they are ugly ass looking bitches. these assholes bitch slap you and are cheap and if you don't get an A you get beaten up for 1 week straight.
asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?
Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.
white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?
asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.
Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.
white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?
asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.
by asian parent hater March 26, 2009
when an asian gives you remarkable/extreme pleasure/sensations anywhere on your body. Includes when an asian caresses and strokes/touches you excessively in pleasurable fashions. (some asians have special tricks btw ;))(asian invasion)
"Willy Wang, my boyfriend, is over there. He gives me extreme asian sensation all night long. He has awesome tricks up his pant leg ;)"
by Azn-4-life July 07, 2006
by a man in new hampshire November 05, 2009
by kinh ma December 06, 2003