Goober Gui

Slayer of beasts. Savior of men. Zweihander wielding, robe wearing Messiah. The hero that all of Lordran deserves.

All hail the almighty Goober Gui, for He hath killed for thy sins!

by GooberGui ;) April 13, 2019

Street guy

A guy with street smarts, city guy not a hillbilly or a suburban transplant, tough, knows his job, can read people. Not a bitch or hipster knows the neighborhoods etc.

Johnny’s a street guy he’s from around here! He’s not a suburban pussy! He knows what he’s doing.

by Wolf77 May 21, 2021

BRC Guy

An annoying man that wanders around near BRC Clearing Yard and bothers railfans who sit to watch the trains. Some of his actions include grabbing his dick and pointing at the train crews going by, getting excited over airplanes flying overhead, and blabbing on with his one eye closed. He will threaten you with a lawsuit if you are present with a dog and will whisper at you to get off the grass, especially if your name is JR. Best way to evade him is to confuse him by changing your name every 2 minutes. Quotes include "UP man, UP!" and "JR, get off the grass!".

Guy 1: Dude, the BRC Guy was annoying as hell!

Guy 2: Yeah, he whispered at me "JR, get off the grass".

Guy 1: Yeah, and when I was waiting for Union Pacific train he yelled "Look, UP man! UP!"

by Chrisracer April 19, 2011

Starbucks Guy

Chae Hyungwon, international meme. He is a member of K-Pop boy group Monsta X.

"Have you seen the Starbucks Guy meme?"
"Yeah, that's Chae Hyungwon!"

by ChibiMoo August 03, 2018

Purple guy

If you are a purple guy you are called William

The purple guy killed kids in a pizzeria.
The purple guy got springlocked.
The purple guy accidentally freed souls of the dead kids he murdered.+

by Rurer February 03, 2022

Glider Guy

An epic child who does commentary and hates that vegan teacher

Kid: Pancho is the greatest
Other kid: *punches because Glider Guy is obviously the best*

by I say stuff March 19, 2021

bork guy

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.

“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”

by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018