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Fuck-Tard

by Brandon Cravitt April 1, 2007
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tardchild

That tardchild sat through two green lights!
by bisxual Yankee geek June 21, 2003
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E-Tard

Somebody who has become mentally impared due to excessive use of the drug, ecstacy.
Usually they zone out and stare off in to the ditance or find lame things extraordinarily funny. They carry around the attention span of a two year old with a brain tumor.
"Wow, you've become such an e-tard."

"Don't do ecstacy so much! You'll become e-tard."

"Dude, I swear I'm an e-tard."
by OMFGIHARTU December 22, 2008
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F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self
"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"
by Ice 9 March 3, 2008
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tardbait

Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.
The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.

Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.
by Whitey August 19, 2003
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pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
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heroes-tard

One who watches the hit NBC show "Heroes" yet knows next to nothing about it.

Or someone who wants to be cool and tries to pretend that they watch it and when asked who they like the most or what they think will happen next the don't know what to say.
Person A: "I think Adam Monroe is going to be Takezo Kensei, what do you think?"

Person B: "Who's Adam Monroe? I don't know who the other guy is either."

Person A: "They were just talking about them you r-tard!"

Person B: "Oh, were they really?"

Person A: "Dude, you're such a Heroes-tard."
by drigerfblader November 28, 2007
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