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Vinnie The Snake

1.) Italian gened nuisance that attaches like a parasite to a certain group of males and then finds a particular singular host to attach to and begins a man crush stage of its lifecycle. It then attaches itself to the nearest female it can find. After attaching to the female, it casts itself away from the group of hosts and begins the Snake phase of its lifecycle, casting out the female after getting some and then curls up and dies before reproducing.

2.)one who would be found jacking off to lingerie models in the sears catalog.

3.) tells other people to not get involved with a girl becuase it is apparently not a good idea, when in reality he just wants the girl for himself

4.) Son Of A Bitch with no ball sack.

5.) Back Stabber
Vinnie the snake once went out with a girl. They broke up. But they were still members of the same band. The girl then got feelings for a Jewish boy (who will be known as Der Juden for the rest of this story) who was also in the band with them. So Der Juden and this girl go out, and Vinnie the snake found out about it, so he told his evil hell beast harlot, singer bitch aunt to not let people in the band date, even though he had already dated a band member. So minuets later Vinnie told said aunt of the girl and Der Juden’s date and Der Juden was immediately kicked out. SO Vinnie is now dubbed Vinnie The Snake.
by Howie Feldersnatch September 7, 2005
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snak

person who is looking hella fine and delish that you would definetley like to take a nice bite out of.
"Damn Becky be lookin like a snak in them jeans!"
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I'm Friggin' Snake!

The act of playing a "Metal Gear Solid" video game on easy mode, running through each and every room blasting enemies with bullets. Requires 0% stealth action.
Bob: "Have you beaten MGS3 yet?"
Eric: "Yup. Sure did."
Bob: "How? You bought it 2 days ago!"
Eric: "Dude, I used the I'm Friggin' Snake! tactic."
Bob: "Bro, you are SUCH a loser."
by TheBagel December 24, 2010
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Snake Heads

"Snake heads" is a sex act involving a person kneeling in between two people and blowing then both (one penis in each hand) then making the "Snake heads" kiss by touching the two penises together.
"Jenny is such a ho she did snake heads to me and Ronnie,it was sick i don't want my dick touching his dick."
by Dalton Cothern January 11, 2008
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Snake

Someone who is fake, keeps secrets from their friends and only cares about their own self-interests.
Bruh, that bitch is such a snake, she don’t give a fuck about her friends.
by Captain Davy Jones February 12, 2018
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Toilet snake

A Long piece of (shit) that snakes in a circular form in the (Crapper).
Dude, Look at that nasty ToiletSnake
by Josh March 16, 2004
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