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sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.
Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!
by skallywag99 December 16, 2014
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sweaty

stupid, annoying, retarded, dumb, aggravating, unintelligent, ugly, not smart, etc etc
K: Ew look what she posted

M: she looks sweaty
by sweatball July 12, 2017
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sweaty peter

A sweaty peter is a person who always seems to sweat through his pants and has a nice thick sweat triangle and no matter how many layers or things he does to avoid this, but denies it you call him out claiming he just sat in pee or spilled a little grapefruit juice on his heiny.
Dude Alec is such a SWEATY PETER he legit has a splash zone on his ass
by Mr.Morrill November 23, 2023
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Sweaty

A girl who is super pretty, good looking and all synonyms.

A British Term.
Damn! That girl is so sweaty.
by Jrue Peecok July 11, 2018
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Sweaty grandfather

When someone is sleeping with their mouth open then you start doing immense cardio to get sweaty then you return to the person with their mouth open then swing your sweaty nuts in their mouth like a grandfather clock
Yo Isaiah want to give Matthew a sweaty grandfather
by Oxinuu December 3, 2024
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sweaty chicken

i'm going to pop out for some sweaty chicken
by Dickipedia5000 January 15, 2023
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sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.
Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.
by Zày December 15, 2017
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