Step-loser

A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.

Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.

Girl: God, your mom's bf Gabe is such a step-loser.

Boy: I know, he's a total ass...

by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009

Reverse Step Kid

Children your ex has after you are apart.

This is my son Bobby, and this is his half-brother, my Reverse Step Kid Michael.

by Dr. Phil Donahue May 15, 2006

Step up to the Mic

When you bring a girl home from a night out but she doesnt put out. Its the question your friend would ask to see if she at least provided some ORAL entertainment.

Friend 1: How did you get on with that girl from last night?

Friend 2: Ah it was OK but she wouldnt put out...

Friend 1: Well did she at least step up to the mic?

by Whackerwalsh January 10, 2012

red headed stepchild

Possible source: the story of King David's lineage. According to midrash (exegetical works on the Bible), his father Jesse separated from his mother due to concern about his own Jewish lineage with the intent not to procreate with her any longer. He planned to have more children with a non-Jewish maidservant who instead conspired with his wife to allow her to be with him one more time. She conceived and when it became apparent that she was pregnant the family wanted to ostracize her for her suspected infidelity. Her youngest son David (who is described in the Bible as being of ruddy complexion and having red hair) was shunned by the rest of Jesse's children - they wouldn't allow him to eat at the family table, and purposely assigned him to the role of shepherd in the hopes that he'd be devoured by wild animals. It wasn't until the prophet Samuel anointed him as the successor to Saul as King of Israel that doubts of his lineage were laid to rest.

Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.

They're basically the program's red headed stepchild; no one gives them funding.

by RoninerHasid June 7, 2016

two step

A type of dance that people of the scene clicke do that is very hard but looks easy enough for even idiots to try. Related to a throw down it is done at a certain point in a hardcore song.

Man Eddie two steps like a fag.

by Geoff O B November 10, 2005

stensonize

In a business setting, to fill one's daily schedule with so many meetings that little or no time is left for any other activity whatsoever.

Examples of this occur frequently in software development companies, particularly those based in Southern Oregon.

"John, would you like to meet me at lunch at 1:00?"
Answer: "I wish I could, but my whole day is completely stensonized!"

by Mauzer January 6, 2010

Step One

Going to the liquor store, and/or getting drunk. A superior alternative to normal attempts to decide what to do on a night out with friends.

"What do you guys wanna do tonight?"
"Well, step one, then we'll figure it out."

by EagerSpring March 26, 2012