The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
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Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.
by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021
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"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023
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Pissing or Urinating with an STI, Squirting with an STI or symptoms of one.
Painful anal secretions
Pissing or Urinating with an STI, Squirting with an STI or symptoms of one.
Painful anal secretions
The other night, me and the fellas went to drink fireball, when one suggested “LETS BUTTCHUG EM!”. It went as well as it could have. Until mine leaked out. That fireball squirt was like no other. Satan unleashed his full force against my rectum that evening.
by fufuluh April 15, 2023
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