spoingus

An internet cat. When you look at it you will feel warm inside because of its very pleasing aesthetic. :)

I just saw a pic of spoingus cat, very nice! I feel happy now.

spoingus by dlashy April 9, 2021

springtrap 

A animatronic in FNAF 3

Me: "Dude I love Springtrap in Fnaf 3"

Friend: "What"?
Me: *shoots friend*

springtrap by CakeIsHoly March 14, 2015

valley springs middle school

a school in NC filled with druggies, future professional athletes, and hoes. a fun place to be but good luck keeping a secret because words spread like fire across the halls of this prison. if you go here you're either super rich or super poor. there is never a boring day here and can be pretty fun if you have friends from every group and luck out on a good teacher team.

valley springs middle school has hoes, players, athletes, and crackheads.

valley springs middle school by valley24 April 3, 2020

Glenwood Springs 

As close to never-never land as you get. Where adults are forever ski-bums, and kids are raised to love their mountains. If you drive 20 miles out of town on a Saturday night in the summer, be watchful of teenagers around a bonfire, with beer in hand.

Damn, I wish I could have grown up in Glenwood Springs!

Glenwood Springs by CONative May 17, 2011

springboard 

As a verb: asking someone a question with the idea that their answer will serve as the necessary conversational opening for you to tell some big story about yourself.

Dwayne: Have you ever been to France?
Shawna: Yes, I went there for two weeks with my family last summer.
Dwayne: I spent three months in France last summer, and man, I really know a lot about French life now. Let me tell you about this cafe I went to in Nice ... Bla bla.
Shawna: Ooh la la, does he know how to springboard!

springboard by schlouk September 30, 2010

Boiling Springs 

Town in the middle of nowhere with four black people, no stoplights, and one gas station where everyone gets their chew. If you drink, you go to mountain road extension. If you go to school (even if its once a week), it's the tight halls of BSHS. And if you fuck up, everyone knows about it. LET'S GO BUBBLERS.

Let's go to Boiling Springs so we can do nothing.

Boiling Springs by bonerjamzzzz February 20, 2011

jerry springer 

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

jerry springer by theredneckhater April 21, 2006