Sploodge

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

by parky August 15, 2003

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole January 11, 2009

Sloote

Sounding similar to the word that is slut, sloote is used as referring to very awesome unslutty people. A massive gathering of Slootes is being made across the globe. In their awesomely unslutty ways. They have standards in their high class club.Most people just through around the word slut everywhere. With the word sloote it can be referred to anyone that seem awesome and has not yet been perceived as slutty. Once the person is has committed an act of a slut, then that person may receive that title.

Look at the girl. She must be a Sloote. She is not slutty at all.

by Alleycat101 November 26, 2012

splooge

The gelatinous goop found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink

The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...

by Daniel the Wise July 28, 2008

Bunyon Splooge

When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.

"I layed a bunyon splooge on my lady last night, her face was COVERED!"

by Nafty April 5, 2006

Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

sploog

sploog; to sling one feces at another bootyassshitcrappoopsexhole

Ryan Murray was splooged in the side of the head in isle 3 at MIchaels cause you know there shelves are full of shit

by thesaurus January 22, 2005