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Soggy Taco
The inverse of blue balls. Not dissimilar to when you leave a fresh taco out too long. It gets soggy and not as prime. Same with a woman's vagina. Here's one for gender equality.
She called me for a booty call, I told her sure, but then I got caught up and left her with a SOGGY TACO!
Soggy Taco by Jdaking July 8, 2021
Soggy Condom
An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.
You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.
Soggy Condom by MC Wang March 28, 2010
Soggy Santa Hat
When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Soggy Santa Hat by Hey Jack December 12, 2014