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Slurpee Whirpee

A humorous, lighthearted euphemism for performing oral sex on a woman. Often used playfully to imply enthusiastic or affectionate participation, with a nod to the sweet and swirling nature of the act.
Last night, he gave me the best slurpee whirpee I’ve ever had.
by Stallion Lover June 14, 2025
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Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
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Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
by Nippleup May 24, 2018
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slurp

This word describes something being extremely attractive. More than likely when you use this word this is something that you find attractive (a promposal, a guy, and even a text message.)
"Oooo bihh look at that slurp he so fine!" or "Bestie ! Thats so slurpie."
by prvncesa May 29, 2016
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The slave slurp

You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house
Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now

Thank you simp slave ladies try The Slave Slurp for free
by RaccoonBoy March 12, 2020
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slurpee

when a female gives you brain
destiney gave me slurpee in the airplane restroom
by ngunggg June 22, 2021
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slurping the skunk

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk
by Cooder October 1, 2017
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