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Slonching 

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.
Stop slonching at the dinner table
Slonching by Caninmirror January 10, 2019
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Slut whore and bitch all roiled into one word
Hey that girl is such a slorch!
Slorch by Bullsryche January 14, 2020

Homemade Scotch Egg 

A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....
Homemade Scotch Egg by DJhero January 25, 2011

Psycho sloth

A housemate that remains on your couch with only movements to fill his enlarging belly with your beer..

Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.
Man.. Simon is a Psycho sloth, i poked him with a stick to see if he was alive still and he smashed me lightning quick!
Psycho sloth by Pud69 December 19, 2010

mossy sloth 

When a girl smears her vag all over your pubes.
I wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.
mossy sloth by Nunya Biizznneess October 13, 2016

Thot Scotch 

A thots version of the popular childhood game Hop Scotch.
Consists of a male/female hopping from nigga to nigga to nigga, or bitch to bitch to bitch.
"She was just will Darnell last week, now she with Erick?"
"Girl yes, she's playing Thot Scotch."
Thot Scotch by Ebonirockz February 3, 2018