Seasonal Goth Girlfriend

While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.

The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.

Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.

- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!

- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.

by widebased September 30, 2022

sensory earmuffs

part of a autistic person’s diagnosis is their noise sensitivity issues which can make going out in public difficult for them

henry has a autism diagnosis he and his family are at the mall henry is wearing his sensory earmuffs to help with his noise sensory issues a person at the mall asks henry’s sister why does your brother wear his headphones henry’s sister tells the person my brother is autistic those are his sensory earmuffs they help with his noise sensory issues

by Backstroke swimmer 24 October 14, 2022

Season 2

Typically the best season in any tv show that was birthed in a time period from 1989-2003 and has ran until at least 2014

Spongebob, family guy, the simpsons, all of them peaked in season 2 of their respective shows

by Snozingly7 April 19, 2023

tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

good season

similar to good game except that the recipient is grabbed in the crotch instead.

I went to give Todd a good game but he turned around as I was bringing it in and I good seasoned him instead.

by boom goddess December 9, 2008

Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.

“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”

by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009

Tea sets

A collection of whores gathered in the same area doing whore like activities.

There's no way I'll go to that movie there's going to be tea sets everywhere.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010