SandyWackoff

N:

1.When a man would rather use sand to lubricate his penis than have sex with you.

2. To be fat, ugly, lazy and entirely repulsive.

3. When even four legged animals wont come near you.

Damn Matt, how could you have married that SandyWackoff without realizing what a scrunt she was??

by KickassCentralQueen March 11, 2005

sendamotherfuckertotheambulanceitis

A condition found among karate fighters in the book "My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable" in which you send beat down karate foes to the ambulance with great regularity.

Don't fuck with me. I have a bad case of sendamotherfuckertotheambulanceitis!.

by Werm March 3, 2007

Sandy Taco

To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.

She is always so uptight; she has such a sandy taco

by DogFoodWoman October 30, 2010

seedy mcseed seed

that person who is generally being seedy all the time and filling their time doing seedy things such as going to stalker bars at their school and staying in the lockers being seedy looking through the window.

omg you guys are such seedy mcseed seeds going to the bars and trying to hide near the wall! stop being so seedy lol kendra sasha tiahn etc

by lolsashykennylol November 17, 2010

Sloppy Sandy

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat

It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.

by Shawn Matson June 11, 2006

sandy butthole

1) literally having sand in and on your buttehole,
2) dirty, raunchy, raw anal sand pleasure...
3) while having sex on a beach or playground you get sand in your ass
4) another obscene name to call people, places, and things

1) Timmy went to the beach and got a sandy butthole
2) with a sandy cock he entered her vagina
3) Jordan and his girl were making babies on the beach when to his surprise he got a sandy butthole
4) that little sandy butthole

by sandy buttholes January 6, 2008

Sandy Hook

A sexual act in which a man or woman wets his or her fingers sticks them in sand to get them covered in sand then sticks the fingers in a woman's - vagina providing a sandpaper like effect for the woman.

I was on spring break down in sarasota, got pretty drunk and started having sex on the beach and totally sandy hooked this girl.

by Saucy Philippino March 15, 2009