pudgy fart 

When a Fart is so loud and smelly that you can feel it and it's very pudgy lol

"Hey dude what's wrong?"

"Oh nothing I just inhaled some pudgy fart."

pudgy fart by Omg123 February 14, 2014

Pidgeonist 

To discriminate between pigeons based on their colour or markings.

"I don't mind the brown ones but I don't like those grey ones", "oh Lee don't be such a pidgeonist".

"Brown pigeons are fancy pigeons"

Pidgeonist by The Potster September 13, 2015

Podge 

podge a slow walk meander saunter

I’m taking the dog for a podge round the block.

Not so much a walk, more of a podge really.

Podge by Written magic September 13, 2019

pudgy

When a man's penis is just starting to get hard and grows.

I'm starting to get a pudgy. Or I can't go out there yet, still have a pudgy.

pudgy by DOCMDOH April 17, 2022

Pludget 

A budget spent on plants/buying items for plans such as plant feed or insect killer.

Darkbark: "I got a €200 eco cheque this year. We can spend it on plants!"

Grim: "Oh, the Pludget?"

or

"When will the Pludget come in this year?"

Pludget by GrimWizard July 4, 2023

pudent

a dick head, usually dumb & likes to mope around all day. They would rather sit home & color in their coloring book then go out partying with friends.

Girl: Hey theres a party out on the east side, wanna go?
Pudent: No, I'm almost done coloring Moses.
Girl: ughh.. You're such a pudent...

pudent by Megan Fredrickson January 4, 2008

Podge'd 

To swoop in and steal a girl from a buddy when he is off buying drinks for said girl.

"Dude, Frank, why you drinking at the bar by yourself? Where's your chick at?"
"Making out with Mark."
"Oh snap! How'd that happen?"
"I left her for two seconds to get drinks and when I turned around, my buddy Mark was making out with her."
"Shit dude, you were straight up Podge'd!"

Podge'd by DeeBone September 5, 2008