Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

petophile

When a man or woman engages in sexual activity with their pets or random animals.

I'm worried about the jar of peanut butter on Jeff's coffee table, I think he might be a petophile.

by blacksheeep September 2, 2010

Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...

I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!

by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014

Prepedophile

A teenager or pre-teen who finds sexual interest in any child under the age of 11

"Keep that prepedophile away from my daughter"

by Weird fetishes April 17, 2016

credophile

A well-to-do sex-starved opportunist who seeks out financially-insolvent individuals with low credit-scores, for the purpose of sexually propositioning them in exchange for his paying off their debts.

It is possible to turn the tables on a credophile by employing the spiritual debt-relief ploy, whereby you initially agree to his terms, but then after you have received his monetary assistance, you suddenly claim to have recently "gotten religion", and thus you feel compelled to remain celibate.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

peadophile car

Someone who buys a BMW 335i

See mark driving a German whip is also a peadophile car

by Mr 335i heating May 4, 2018

phedopile

1. What hatriots, particularly those of the David Pakman Show, might call their gay 'friends.'
2. A worse perversion of the word pedophile, literally and less literally.

my gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don't care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.

by waitingtofade August 24, 2019