piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

twenty piece

The quantity of Crack one can by for $20.

*Psst!* Can you spot me a twenty piece until I get my ontario works

by -30- May 15, 2005

skeeze piece

1)Another name for skeezer.

2)A filthy tramp, a dirty slut, a prostitute who is completely low and disgusting.

3) A female who has been with many males and probably has a disease.

That bitch is a straight skeeze piece.
Stay away from that skeeze piece.
You'll get that disease from this skeeze piece.
Johnna is a giant skeeze piece.

by Wiz It December 14, 2008

90 percent

It is said that 90% of men masturbate and 60% of women, due to a some study a few years ago. Or 90% of the people admit to jacking off and the other 10% just lie about it.

Jeez, he 90 percents all the time so he doesn't get anything done.

by Hugh Ghass December 1, 2007

Preben

Norwegian slang for massively huge cock, as well as an ordinary name.

man I wish I had a Preben
Oh man I could really take a Preben up my chuff about now.

by failedabortion July 3, 2016

piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.

Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...

by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006

Percentage

Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

"There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy."

by Dinar November 15, 2007