basketball player

the obvious hottest type of athlete

the hottest guys are basketball players

by m/s/p/ December 8, 2018

Windows Media Player

the worst, most backwards media player ever compiled. Plays limited number of music formats (mainly used for windows shitty windows media files), uses an excessive amount of memory, has no good plug-ins, all plug-ins have to be bought and cost way the hell to much, and it can't even rip cd's to mp3 and doesn't even support mp4's like all its competitors (winamp, iTines, quicktime and real player). Basically another tool for microsoft to control most of the market share of everything. If you use windows media player, do yourself a favor and kill yourself or download winamp.

Windows Media Player sucks!

by mp4sarebetter November 24, 2004

player pimp

A middle class pimp. He makes as much as George W. Bush ,a corperate exectutive, or airline pilot(i.e. $50,000 to $200,000 a year) He also has 5 to 10 hookers working for him.

My nextdoor neighbour is a player pimp and he make 200 grand a year.

by Le Mans July 23, 2005

Lacrosse Player

Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.

Lacrosse player: Hey bro

by Lax Bro 38 July 9, 2011

CS Player

People whose soul meaning in life is to spend the majority of their time alone in their room,with a stack of old crusty porn mags,and Counter Strike playing 24/7 on their monitor.

Average CS players appearance is something akin to a mole with no fur,their eyes are red and swollen,and dried open,their skin is the color of porridge..more often than not seen at lans complete with buzzing flies,a large bucket nearby for toilet needs and the biggest stack of cheese and tomato pizzas you ever laid eyes on.

by Anthony Ainsworth March 4, 2003

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

Ploden

a word thats meaning can only be discerned from the context of the conversation, and can be universally applied to anything.

A- yo Rob, you going to the A to visit Brian?
B- man, ploden.

A- Ralph, I'm hungry. You tryin' to get something to eat?
B- Um, We can ploden if you want to. Give me 5 minutes.
A- Oh aight. Ploden.

A- Yo, we going out tonight?
B- Man.... Ploden
A- Oh. Ok. No doubt.

by Ju Erudite October 23, 2009