pedophile 2.0

A pedophile 2.0 is a religious person that indoctrinates people with their religious beliefs including children/adults.

Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.

John: mom it’s literally just a game.

Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.

Pedophile 2.0

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Pedophile

A sick fuck that needs help

Robert:look at that sexy toddler

Mara:your such a pedophile dude get help

by Mara_transgender October 2, 2022

Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

pedophile

The biggest scum of the earth next to politicians and serial killers. They are a big waste of oxygen tbh. They are usually middle aged men (or older) who wanna bang with children. They are just disgusting and unholy

Person1: Wow that guy is creepy. He is watching kids, blushes to them and looks at them like he wanna bang them.
Person2: Ah he is a pedophile. Wanna beat him up?
Person1: Hehe ofc. Then call the police on him.
Person2: Okay let's go then.

by Plant_headed_human October 27, 2022

PedoPhile

Someone that likes to finger little kids named Adrian pussyhole which is also a retarded nonce

Adrian 'Can I finger you'

3 Year old 'what does that mean'

Adrian 'You'll find out'

PedoPhiles are yumy

by nigerian nig November 18, 2022

Pedophosphobia

The fear of baby photos, specifically the ones from early 80s to mid 2000s

I have Pedophosphobia, the fear of baby photos, they're so scary bro. they don't even look human what are those things. those are gonna haunt my nightmares.

by evanevansevanevans December 20, 2022

Pedophile

You.

Hey did you know a pedophile is someone who likes people under 18, usually children

by MangledNutsack December 29, 2022