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San Diego Tide Pool

When a male ejaculates on a female's stomach, and semen remains in the depths of her bellybutton after the wipe-up process... allowing micro-organism to abound within.
Guy: "What is that goo in your belly-button?"
Girl: "My ex gave me a San Diego Tide Pool and I'm waiting to see if my sea-monkeys will grow inside".
Guy: "I've always wanted a sea-monkey".
by Slayafish March 22, 2011
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Drop the kids off at the pool

"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"
by BatmanSupermanRobin December 8, 2014
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school pool

noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.
1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.
by Corn Flake October 22, 2006
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kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.
dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!
by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008
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cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.
I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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Pocket Pool

The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.
Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!
by amadeus April 8, 2005
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mushy poola

1. a really sweet, passionate, smart, attractive, hard-working, funny, all-around amazing guy
2. someone who makes a girl feel like a queen
3. someone a girl would want to cuddle and/or talk with and/or share ice cream and/or a movie with
4. someone a girl would really want to kiss and/or make love to
5. someone who cooks and sings really well
6. someone who likes going places with is girlfriend
7. someone who likes going nowhere with his girlfriend
8. someone who tries really hard to make everything perfect for his honey, even though he doesn't have to at all
9. someone a girl is so lucky to have or call her own
10. someone really really cute and still really really hot
::sigh:: that mushy poola is just so dreamy. he's like a dreamboat. he makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside. he just writes me the sweetest emails. AND he just bought me a soft scarf and yummy pad thai. i'm going to have 10,000 babies with him.
by nyah November 8, 2004
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