patron

An expensive type of vodka, as frequently mentioned by many hip-hop stars.

"Sippin' on Patron (glumb glumb glumb)
Shorty in a thong (woah woah woah)"
- Bubba Sparxxx (feat. the Ying Yang Twins) "Ms. New Booty"

by tsotrip May 16, 2006

Party Parrot

One who talks out of their ass for the duration of a party.

Dill: "He's such a party parrot."
Doe: "He is talking all the time."

by Ah-Ha March 8, 2009

Parrot fish

Awkward

thats so parrot fish - meaning thats so awkward

by PARROTFISH007 January 6, 2012

Happy Parrot

A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak

I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.

by Egosgame January 21, 2009

crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!

Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"

by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008

parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym.

In electronics parlance, USB is an acronym for Universal Serial Bus. Bus is an acronym for Bidirectional universal switch. In this instance, Bus is a parsonym of USB.

by Dreadsocks December 16, 2007

Patroned

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

by Witness #3 February 3, 2013