The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
by Lunicus February 9, 2013
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Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids
'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'
by robj22 June 30, 2005
Get the engine number 9 mug.Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!
I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.
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Get the Numberbatized mug.A "phat number" is some marketing sales buzz factoid that is true in a specific context but mis-leading the audience in a deceptive way.
For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.
Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.
For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.
Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.
Saying McDonalds burgers have only 6% fat. (But 60% carbohydrates) is a phat number.
Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.
Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.
Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.
IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.
Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.
Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.
Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.
IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.
by giuliocc January 19, 2010
Get the Phat Number mug.A number 18 is the value meal that I forced every fast food chain to add to their menu and have not notified them of. A number 18 is a kid's meal bag filled with french fries.
Wendy's: Hello how may I help you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.
by The Banchou June 27, 2011
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