No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. by Aidan.1-0. MrMason May 13, 2020
Get the James Norrismug. Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.
You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!
by BuckhornBoganking October 11, 2021
Get the Michaela mickey boo Norrismug. Norris – Slang for female ejaculation, squirting so powerful it feels like someone just smashed a Guinness World Record in your bedroom. Named after Norris McWhirter, the legendary record-keeper, because when a girl hits a Norris, it is basically a world-class water show. Think fire hose meets Niagara Falls with bonus applause.
by Ooooo17 August 16, 2025
Get the Norrismug. Gavin Norris is the name given to a future lead animator and soccer star. A person with this name will always be better than anyone named David, Leonel, Alex, or Franklin. Gavin Norris is the future of our world and will become a millionaire.
by The GZeeeGang March 1, 2019
Get the Gavin Norrismug. Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive
by anonymous December 19, 2023
Get the Sebastian norrismug. Cooper Norris is one of the most loving and most respectful person on the planet! If you ever come across one !PLEASE! look after him and care for him as he will do the same back:) Cooper is sporty, funny, entertaining, realistic, romantic, loves soccer, if girls love him he'll love back, good looking, good friend, respects his brothers and has fun small parties. please if you see one or know one pls keep him close as a friend or a crushxx
Who's that?... That's Cooper Norris, he's a hottie and loves everyone around him and he is respectful ASF!
Dayum I wanna know Cooper Norris!... Well go say hi he wont bitex
Dayum I wanna know Cooper Norris!... Well go say hi he wont bitex
by Ya Boi Nate November 23, 2021
Get the Cooper Norrismug.