Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

russian mudslide

when you flip someone upside down so the asshole is facing the sky, you then insert the top of a full bottle of vodka (open) into their ass and let it all flow in then flip them back upside right and let it flow back into the bottle, the recipient then proceeds to chug the whole bottle and then gets ass fucked for the next 4 hours.

jack: "hey jim, wanna go to the course and swing some clubs today?"
jim: "nah man, i cant, my girl and i did the russian mudslide last night and i still cant stand straight"

by Reatterd March 26, 2021

gay russian

a drink consisting of skittles and vodka, sometimes with added redbull.

"i drank a gay russian the other night - i can't believe i never thought of adding skittles!"

by a real gay russian July 13, 2018

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016

Russian Mimosa

Champagne with vodka. Preferably with a flavored vodka

The only thing that can make this day better is a Russian Mimosa!

by Surg1ner September 6, 2014