Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017

Muscle

something you will never have

dam no muscle, get off Fortnite

by najfbc April 4, 2022

Knuckles Muscles

A flex, usually in the form of an emoji, used to indicate a post of strength or celebrate the dunking upon of an irritant or adversary.

I added a knuckles muscles to Shan's post when he shutdown Sam's dumb idea.

by dux4life May 12, 2022

Muscle Striations

One of a group of usually parallel scratches engraved in muscles by a barbell or other exercise agent.

The muscle striations started to form in his shoulders when his body fat percentage was reduced

by 476+21 November 7, 2022

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The muscle that surrounds and closes the opening of the anus.

Ted Nugent loves to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle when he's on tour.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022