Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law opportunistmug. The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old
by I live with toy cars November 20, 2021
Get the Tyler James Murphymug. Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.
(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
by Bigboodylicouslicker88 September 26, 2022
Get the Sylas Murphymug. A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.
by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025
Get the Freddie Murphymug. Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017
Get the Murphymug. Murphy is a fun loving friend. she is a jokester at times but is gery focused when she needs to be. She is very responsible and is very helping. She is smart, but doesnt think she is. She will make fun of you, but in the end its all a joks. She is always up with the latest trends. She always knows how to make someone feel better and get them to laugh. She can always hang out when you are free. Murphy is a great best friend.
by Poopybuttfacehole4375 November 24, 2018
Get the Murphymug. Mollie *cough* Agnes *cough* Murphy is a known defender of the gnome kingdom known for their curly locks and curtains to match.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
The Agnomes were profound in there skills of weave snatching as for this they were cursed with staggering alopecia by the great witch genetics.
Some may use the term “Agnome” to describe a tension in one’s tone.
Ok Mollie Murphy we get it ur hairs curly. Mollie would respond “no need to get so agnome on me now”
by Kimye September 11, 2025
Get the Mollie Murphymug.