Minecraft Merchies

A toy you buy from Mojang

Minecraft Merchies! Minecraft Merchies!

by lilyoy March 23, 2021

sapnap merch discord

there is no way to describe it behinds sexy. the people who talk regularly are sexy. all the people who just don’t talk at all are way less sexy.

an honorable mention: cat piss

Person A: hey are you in the sapnap merch discord?
Person B: yea why?
Person A: wil plzzz hav sex wit meee😞😞🙏🏻🙏🏻
Person B: uhh
Person A: wil pay munnyy 💰

Person B: okay! be my sugar daddy!!!

by schlushie May 2, 2021

gaming merchant

a merchant that is of the gaming.

yes: "what's your opinion on minecraft?"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"

by yes.ok.ok May 7, 2021

2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty

by concernedluvr June 2, 2021

dick merchant

1. A man constantly in pursuit of dates or relationships

2. A "pick up artist," or someone who thinks they are

1. "She's a bartender, she's not into you. Stop acting like a dick merchant with too much schlong to sell."
2. "Look at these dick merchants trying to move some product on that poor booth babe."

by jen4k2 September 9, 2021

Pace Merchant

Josh Bibby

Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts

We get it you have pace you fucking twit

by Piss In My Mouth Daddy October 8, 2021

annie mercer

irresistibly hot and incredibly cool

see that hot girl over there? that’s annie mercer

omg she’s so cool… yes she’s annie mercer

by User12838292991923 January 7, 2022