Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

No Mickey

No Mickey - the definition of when the main person for an event or social gathering isn’t present.

At the wedding the bride didn’t show, No Mickey.
At the gender reveal, the mother wasn’t present. No Mickey
~ Reference to Mickey Mouse Club House e.g Mickey isn’t at the clubhouse, No Mickey

Created By Paul S L King

by Kingus.01 March 24, 2025

mickey barker

Another name of been robbed of money

Lent my mate 40t and he did a mickey barker on me

by lllCATlll May 17, 2023

Epic Mickey

a game for the wii that was made when some idiot at Disney thought: " what if we made a game where mickey mouse was edgy and did an edgy pose."

"HOW DOES EPIC MICKEY HAVE A SEQUEL!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!??!"

by Maxinezz May 30, 2023

mickey mouse knockoff

A boy who has a very strong resemblance to mickey mouse

Usually had an obsession with eve.

That mickey mouse knockoff told me to add him on snap

by tswizzleissocool June 6, 2023

Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Dirty Mickey

He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, earning money. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

A real dirty mickey is a guy that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with.

by Inked_r June 22, 2023